Since I never titled this game, I'm going to go ahead and call it:
SUPER SEXY TOTALLY FUN CARD GAME (S.S.T.F.C.G. for short. I did not run this name by my partner before writing this post. Sorry Michael.)
We used a standard deck of cards, with J=11, Q=12, K=13, A=1,14 (depending on circumstance)
Joker is a wild card, but that is not discussed until Version 3.
Version 1 of my game worked well for a group larger than two. 9 cards are laid out in front of your game pieces, face down, representing the "playing field." The goal was to start from the first card and make it all the way to the end card. Each player has 5 cards in their hands, and must draw a card at the beginning of their turn and discard a card at the end. The discard pile is FACE DOWN. You may only flip over the next "tile" on the playing field if it is directly in front of you, otherwise it is to remain a mystery. This ensures that the victor cannot "plan" their hands too carefully, and that the loser has an advantage while catching up, because they can see the playing tiles that have already been upturned.
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| Please ignore the booze on the desk. |
At any time you may also sacrifice two cards in order to move forward. These cards are permanently lost from your hand, meaning your hand will always have less cards than the starting number.
If you cannot play (and don't feel like lying or sacrificing two cards) you may simply discard and hope the next card you draw is applicable.
Since you have the ability to move backward OR forward, you start close to the middle with 4 cards "behind" you, in case you get a stroke of bad luck.
The game worked well enough but with only two people, calling them out or lying was really just a stab in the dark; there was not nearly enough information to go off of. Also, the games were kind of short since the "playing field" was not very long and you could move two spots in a turn. So we modified it.
Version 2 of the game still involved a face-down game board, but with totally different rules.
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| Bicycle calls this their "Pandamonium" series of playing cards. Get it? |
In order to advance, you needed two cards that would exactly equal the sum of the upturned card. The suit of the cards you play does not matter. There was no lying or deceit. First to the end wins.
This version worked out alright, it was definitely better for two players, but still felt a little clunky. I came up with a solution that would make things a little harder in...
Version 3 is the final version of the game. In this version there are only five main tiles, and one discard pile for everybody. You begin with six cards. You draw a card at the beginning of your turn, and if you can play, play two cards, if not, discard. Jokers are wild and can count as any number. If a joker is upturned as a game tile, it is replaced by the next card in the stack. Also, jokers cannot be drawn from the discard pile once played.
In order to advance, you must play the sum of two cards for a red suit, but the difference of two cards for a black suit. The suit of the cards still does not matter. This adds a whole new element to the game. Since advancing means playing two cards, your hand gets smaller every round until you only have three cards to work with for the last tile. This made the game very challenging and made people extra careful about their discards.
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| 3+2 is 5, so we would be able to play these two cards and advance. Isn't math fun?! |
Love,
Maaike




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